Laess

Laess is one thurd of the O.G. Derpo trio considstin of him, Oidn and Mortne. A main character, he is regarded an anti-hero cuz of his heartless meanies towards porr Oidn, even thou he figts for good.

Story
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Seson 1
Ass meantion Laess is 1nd introductd in the Pilot episode, where Oidn confesses to his friendpals that he is dying. Laess responds by claiming he deserve death. This and The Buddha Crisis were leading factors to the climax in the finale, where Laess and Mortne fuse into "Mega Mart Lass Mk1" and exterminate Oidn.

Seson 2
Laess makes a comeback in ep 2 of seson 2 after the main conflict of the seson is introdoos: the faggo king must be dick-kicked. Laess is up, but first he must defend his hoemm against the Dotlum invasion.

Personality
"'im the only who can stop total Dotlum domination of Kanadia. It es my F U K C I N G duty!'""(Seson 2, ep 2)"Laess fights bravly for thegoodstuff and what he believes in. He is passionate about art and would litteraly morph into a huge lasermortmonster in case of differing opinions.

Many fans idolize Laess for this, but he is still an undenyingly arrogant, shitty dude. When Oidn was lying on his deathbed Laess said he deserved it and finished the job himself. In ep 2 seson 2 Laess almost mistakes Mortne for a f u ck o Dotlum and almost shoots him with a shotgun. This aspect hasn't been explored that much, but it is appearant that he is egoistic unless we get a scrooge-arc or some shit.

Homerealm
Laess, whilst not into boogaloo and adventures with the others, chills back at his crib in South Canadia.

Trivia

 * Is worth 4
 * Has a claim for the Ethiopian throne